Featured Post

Wee liberties: Beauty and The Beast: A Horny Love Story at Charing Cross Theatre

Image
It may not be a tale as old as time, but it’s still the same old story, almost, with Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story currently playing at the Charing Cross Theatre .  As the title suggests, this is not family holiday entertainment, but neither is it all gay gore. And a surprisingly large number of clever gags, a gorgeous-looking production, costumes, and an ensemble make for a classy night out with the occasional lashing of sluttiness.  It’s been a while since I have seen an adults-only panto. Like many things at the theatre—ticket prices, opening nights, age of social media influencers—things have changed. Happily, things have changed for the better here. The show focuses on assembling an excellent cast. Elaborate costumes by Robert Draper and David Shields’ set pieces help give this adult panto a touch of class. There are the usual lewd jokes and a quick flash of buttocks.   The setting of the story is in the northernmost village of Scotland, Lickmanochers. Not...

This mean and unpleasant land: Allelujah! @_BridgeTheatre

Watching Alan Bennett’s Allelujah! at the Bridge Theatre, you can’t help but admire him for putting it up his fellow Englishmen. After all he’s a national treasure, living legend, man of letters, all round octogenarian. And here’s an angry play about how this country doesn’t care. It neglects its elderly, it causes hardship for immigrants and so on. There’s a long list of grievances that the bigoted press have not unnoticed in their reviews. But it’s presented with all the charm and wit Bennett can muster. You can feel the irony as he evokes the noble yesteryear, contrasting it with the neglect of today. 

A nurse quips that the patients are living long enough to form a choir. But it’s a performance nobody sees. Even as the cast work their way through an increasingly elaborate set of musical numbers. It’s as if Bennett’s making the case to the audience that you’re having such a darn good time with the performers why keep putting your old folks on the scrap heap? Life for the elderly who can’t afford it, (or aren’t national treasures) is grim here. 

Set in the geriatric ward of “the Beth” hospital, located on the edge of the Pennines. It’s full of patients too frail to go home to live alone. Families live far away and visit only occasionally. And there are no public nursing homes. So they stay in the hospital ward. Bed blocking and alive. 

The hospital doesn’t have a specialism. It’s an old fashioned cradle-to-grave service. It meets its targets but may have to close as part of an efficiency drive. As part of the campaign to save it, the smarmy hospital administrator enlists a documentary crew to capture its struggle for survival. But apart from a group of old folks singing not much has happened. Yet. 

Against this backdrop there’s a surly management consultant working for the Department of Health (Samuel Barnett). His dad, Joe (Jeff Rawle) who’s a patient and retired coal miner. A young South Asian doctor (Sacha Dhawan) who needs to pass an immigration check. And Sister Gilchrist (Deborah Findlay), who is a sensible nurse with a particular knack for hitting government targets. 

It takes its time to get going but it’s rewarding for its measured anger and good humour throughout. Bennett reminds us there’s a whole other life out there. If his fellow countrymen could be arsed to see it.

Directed by Nicholas Hytner, Allelujah! is at The Bridge Theatre until 29 September. 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


Photos by Manuel Harlan



Popular posts from this blog

Opera and full frontal nudity: Rigoletto

Fantasies: Afterglow @Swkplay

Play ball: Damn Yankees @LandorTheatre