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Eyes, hair, mouth: Darkie Armo Girl at Finborough Theatre

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Darkie Armo Girl, Karine Bedrossian’s electrifying one-woman show, commands attention from the moment it begins. First performed in 2022 and revived last year, it now returns for extra performance and it's an event not to miss. The show takes you through the thrills and horrors of a hectic life. She struts, shimmies, and taunts while revealing some horrific truths. She is such an irresistible storyteller that you find yourself hooked. The story is one of fame, glamour, abuse, self-harm, and suicide. If that subject matter doesn't sound like your cup of tea, you haven't seen it delivered with such high energy and provocation. It's currently at the Finborough Theatre . The show's title refers to a slur a popular girl at school once called her. Her ancestry is Armenian, and her parents were from Cyprus, where they fled the civil war and arrived in the UK with nothing. Shortly after she was born in Roehampton. The birth was an emergency C-section that left the baby and ...

Talking about an evolution: Darwin's Tortoise @SpanishTheatreC


Just what would happen if a nearly two-hundred year old tortoise stood up and started walking around.  Bearing witness to the great events and catastrophe's of the twentieth century?

Well naturally she would want an historian to recount it all. Or at least correct what he had already written.

And thus is the central premise of Darwin's Tortoise by Juan Mayorga, with an English translation by David Johnson. It's currently playing at the Cervantes Theatre.


An old woman (Gilly Daniels) one evening appears at the home of a history professor (Philip Nightingale). She claims to be the tortoise Charles Darwin took from the Galapagos Islands and had evolved into something else.

She has a unique story to tell. Her experiences of living through Europe in the twentieth century. The odd saucy encounters with men. And has a thrilling message to tell us all over some birthday cake.

Daniel's performance as the full-evolved tortoise is a delight and part of the fun of this piece as historian and medical doctor clash over which science she is better contributing to.  It's at times unbelievably absurd but always enjoyable in this smart looking production directed by Paula Paz.

This is a fascinating new production from The Cervantes Theatre, which opened late last year. The theatre is part of the Spanish Theatre Company, which aims to bring Spanish and Latin American theatre to London.

The company performs the plays in Spanish and English with separate casts. Spanish language performances are Monday to Wednesday and English language performances are Thursday to Saturday.

It probably doesn't help to think too much about the story. After all, the real Darwin's Tortoise  saw out most of her life in Australia, seeing off her remaining years at Steve Irwin's zoo on the Sunshine Coast. If she had evolved to stand on her back legs you would expect she would be wrestling crocodiles and screaming "Crikey!"

Darwin's Tortoise or La Tortuga De Darwin runs until 18 March at the Cervantes Theatre.

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Photo credit: Elena Molina

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